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15 Things To Do at Walmart
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1. Stack 27 boxes of tampons in your arms (Each Of You)& but them in random guys carts, when they aren't looking of course!
2. Set all the alarm clocks thhat you see in a store & make them go off every 2 minutes!
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the bathrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15 things to do that makes your parents go kabonkers!
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1. Moo when they say your name...
2. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
3. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...
4. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
5. Try to swim in the floor...
6. Give yourself a swirly...
7. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
8. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
9. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
10. Run in circles...
11. Pretend to beat yourself up...
12. Super glue your finger up your nose...
13. Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...
14. Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
15. When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!" 17
Things To Do At A Movie Theatre
1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some 'Juicy Fruit' for you asthma.
7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
13. Wear a cape and when it's your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman!Hahaha!" and run away.
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friendalready is.
16. Yell outloud, "Stop molesting me!"
17. Get there early so you can count the seats then spill water on all of them but your own!
Interesting Info...
-Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
-Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
-There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
-The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
-A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
-There are more chickens than people in the world.
-Twothirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
-The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
-On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
-All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
-No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
-"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
-All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
-Almonds are a member of the peach family.
-Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
-Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
-There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
-Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"
-A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
-An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
-Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
-In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
-Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
-The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."
-A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
-A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
-A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
-The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
-In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
-The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
-Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.
-The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
-There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
-"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand
-Women blink twice as many times as men do.
-Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
-We are about 1 cm taller in the morning than in the evening. Layers of cartilage in the joints gets compressed during the day.
-There are approx. 550 hairs in the eyebrow.
-The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.
-The life span of a taste bud is 10 days.
-The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
-The largest known kidney stone weighed 1.36 kilograms.
-Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
-Kidney stones come in any color--from yellow to brown.
-Babies are born without kneecaps. They appear when the child is 2-6 years of age.
-The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.
-If you ate too many carrots you would turn orange.
-The force of 1 billion people jumping at the same time is equal to 500 tons of TNT.
-A baby is born every seven seconds.
-You can tell if a skunk is about if you smell only .000000000000071 ounce of its spray.
-You breathe about 10 million times a year.
-The colder the room you sleep in, the better the chances are that you'll have a bad dream.
-The foot is the most common body part bitten by insects.
-The most common time for a wake up call is 7 a.m.
-The typical person goes to the bathroom 6 times a day.
-The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger.
-The most sensitive finger on the human hand is the index finger.
-The human body weighs 40 times more than the brain.
-After eating too much, your hearing is less sharp.
-A person swallows approx. 295 times while eating dinner.
-Your urine will turn bright yellow if you eat too much asparagus.
-There are more people alive today than have ever died.
-The human body is better suited to two four-hour sleep cycles than one eight-hour one.
-A man's beard contains between 7000 and 15,000 hairs.
-A beard grows an average of 140mm a year
-A hair is 70 per cent easier to cut when soaked in warm water for two minutes
-Women's hair is about half the diameter of men's hair
-During an average lifetime, a man will spend 3,350 hours removing 8.4 meters of stubble
-4.5 million people have their health 'adversely affected' by air pollutants each year.
-4 million children die each year from inhaling smoke from indoor cooking fires that burn wood and Dung
-4 million people die annually from diarrhea infections, caused by poor sanitary conditions
-The hardest bone in the human body is the jawbone.
-Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure
-"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
-It is impossible to lick your elbow.[About 75% of ppl who read this try it]
-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky
-If you yelled for 8 years,7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat onr cup of coffee
-A ducks quack doesnt echo,and nobody knows why
-The "sixth sick sheiks sixth sheeps sick" is said to be the toughest tounge twister in the english language
-If you sneeze too hard you can fracture a rib and if you try to suppress a sneeze you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die if you keep your eyes open by force they can pop out
-Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 million people in the world
-The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated
-The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
-"a man a plan a canal panama" spelled backward is still "a man a plan a canal panama"
