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We [dont] enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.*
[Dont] say you understand when you don't.*
Girls are pretty, but yours is [always] the Prettiest!*
You don't have PMS; don't fuckin act like you know what it's like.*
Saying something sweet [might] get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will [always] get you off the hook.*
If you talk about having a Big Dick; we know you don't. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want real relationships.*
We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.*
A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.*
No MATTER WHAT YOU SAY YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND IS A HOE.*
It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.*
If you did something wrong or even if you didn't,apologize.*
Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.*
We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.*
We are Drama queens.*
Fashion police do exist.*
Don't ask us to give you head; if you are nice you just might get it.*
Hugs and kisses [must] be given at all times.*
We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.*
Don't make bets about us; we will always find out.*
Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it isnt, so DONT (only for some girls is that funny).*
Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. (you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers, you may as well give it up now).*
It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.*
We are beautiful at all times.*
We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.*
You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.*
Most importantly: we are always right; so [don't] forget it.
You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make NO assumptions.*
We [hate] porn.*
Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press (but for me it's noth lol).*
Holding hands is a must.*
We are not your all-night restaurant.*
Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.*
If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be [very] impressed.*
Don't go around and say JoJo or Ashlee Simpson etc... is hot cuz it makes us feel a little bad.. unless you say we're way hotter.*
Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".*
Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance.*
You just can't force us to like sports if we don't...especially those associated with the WWF.*
We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.*
Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you on [good] terms.*
Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.*
If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.*
The excuse "i cant dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.*
On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots.*
Think before you speak... it'll make a world of difference.*
Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it... we're creatures of mystery.*
We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.*
Tell us we're beautiful.*
The "little things" in a relationship are sometimes the biggest.*
Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and KILL you.*
If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.*
One word when it comes to smoking...[quit], or [no] kisses.*
If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves.*
